Greece Retrospective, 2Apr2014

So y’all should know that I’m currently roommates with two pythons named Ozzy and Nagini. Ozzy is a large but not intimidating snake, and Nagini is FUCKING HUGE and could probably crush me and swallow me whole at any time. I am not exaggerating. She is three or four meters long, and very literally as thick as my thigh. They sleep in the cupboard above my bed. Every now and then there’s a faint hissing sound from up there… 

If I turn out to be Hercules reincarnated then I absolutely refuse to hold up the Earth for a day. But I’m down for emasculating scared kings and having a pet lion. (I wouldn’t kill it obviously, just befriend it and tell it to destroy my enemies.)

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s